failure

Dear sir,

I am a failure. I can't keep a job. I have worked for over 50 different companies.(IBM, Johns Hopkins, air force, joint chiefs of staff) ...

I wrote a macro assembler for intel 8080 and the kid Bill Gates took the idea and did well so again i was failure. I am off to uganda to open a school for blind girls. Obviously i will fail at this. Before I leave you should invite me to lecture at your college so that others may learn how to be a failure also. I have never had a teacher tell me I would succeed  the only complement i cherish is dr massoff head of laboratory at wilmer eye institute of johns Hopkins who told me i was the most creative person he ever met. Soon i will disappear into the heart of Africa probably to die there. I am 69 years old i died about 5 years ago fell through the roof of my garage 8 ribs broken and also broken back., Anyway being a failure i have no money so you would have to send me expense money i understand
I am the antithesis of your school and don't believe  education is  done right. Please respond and tell me I am a failure so I can be motivated.

Namaste